Vince McMahon: Dead Or Alive ???

Just when i was running out of ideas for my blog....My li'l cusin (not li'l actually...he is in 10th grade now)........ah.....so where was i ???....yeah...so my not so li'l cousin came to me and said "Bhaiya !! Aapko pata hai ? Vince Mcmahon ka car accident ho gaya hai and he died in it.....!!"

Oh wait....i guess half of you dont know who Mr. Vince Mcmahon is..!!! Well...il let u know..!

Vince McMahon is the producer of a movie called WWE which comes up with a new sequel every single week..!! The star cast of this movie includes highly trained and well groomed actors who play the role of wrestlers in the movie...!! And yeah....i pity on these actors...coz..inspite of performing so naturally, inspite of enduring the severe injuries and fractures....dude's rnt even nominated for d Oscars..!!!(No wonder y they say 'Never try this at home..!!)

Newaz...continuing with the topic...
The moment i heard the whole thing from my cousin....i was stunned for a while...but the very second moment....i realized..... its the world of WWE that we are talking about..!!!
Instantly, I logged on to net and searched google to find out what the whole matter was...!!

What i found out was what i was expecting to find out...!!
THEY HAD FAKED THE WHOLE THING...!!!!

You wonder why? Dont you ?

well...before i let you know why they do it...let me write down some more of their FAKE ACTS

- Khali...the guy from India......check out the below pic.....its simply impossible to knock down that guy...i mean.....see the sizes...he can suffocate the lil guy by just placing his hand on his face...

But in the show.....u can see people half his size knock him out.....!!!

- The dudes who behave like 'Jaani -Dusshman' in the show.......sit side by side in outside seminars....lolling and rofling together in sync......(now thats Radical)

- Old guys like Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair man handling(literally) wrestlers far stronger then them.....

- M not sure about this fact but i guess even the whole crowd is fake....they are paid to sit their and watch the well rehearsed drama...!!

So.....why do they do all this?
Coz...WWE is a worldwide phenomenon and children all across the world follow it. Its a platform where they see their favorite stars battle out to gain supremancy in their domain. they 
admire their physiques and looks.....nd wish to be like them one day...!!
But....they r kids....u cant help it...!!

I wonder at times how someone can feel successful by running a show which fakes almost everthing jsut to win the hearts of innocent lil kids..!!!


The reaction on my counsins face when i showed him the real story was
somehow pleasing....so were his words after dat. 
He said "Accha...!!!! Matlab nakli hota hai ye sab..!"


Felt really glad to have enlightened one soul....

Jhoom Barabar Jhoom : Review..?? Neah...Its something else..!!

Hey guyz....same day...but a new blog..!
I have a task for you...try it out....!!

The task: Count the number of 'f's in the below paragraph..simple.....go ahead...!!

I actually expected Jhoom Barabar Jhoom to be a love story, a fun four-person entertainer. It's not. I expected the film to star Abhishek Bachchan , Lara Dutta , Bobby Deol and Preity Zinta . It doesn't. Sigh. Promos are too misleading. Sure, the Shaad Ali film features this sub A-list starcast, but the star of Jhoom Barabar Jhoom is a man named Aki Narula, and he does costumes. Shaad's feature-length music video affords Narula a chance to go wild and show of his designer skills, and so we're treated to outlandish dresses and crazy colours, startling cuts and bizarre bling.

DONE ?
So.....whats the answer?

If you counted 8....den give it another shot.....!!

Still dint get it?

The answer is 10...!!
Y....??
Our brain has a tendency to ignore d f used in 'of'
....so....if ya dint get it rite...dats d reason why...!

And for those who got it right d very first time.....
Congratulations....!!!
Ur brain doesnt work properly 
Get it treated...



Anywayz....thanks for spending ur Otherwise precious time...!!!!
This is me....
R Jay...signin off....
For the 2nd time in the day...!!!

mGinger.com ,aDMAD.mobi :What are these actually ??

Tired of searching google for mp3 songs....
tired of searching lyrics of your fav songs...
tired of searchin for downloadable videos...
tired of reading review of new releases........

well....surely u are.....no wonder why you roaming here.....!!!!

Now...if you seriously wondering what d above mentioned sites are about...
then ALLOW ME to explain..!

These sites act as an interface between d advertisers nd d customers......
more aptly...it helps d advertisers to interact wid us directly....

how?

well.... we all have cellphones.....(hopefully)..!!!!
And cellphones have this amazing nd extraordinary ability to receive SMS's.... :D

Now...coming to the point..!
What do we get out of it ?
Money for readin ads on our mobile

What d advertisers nd d sponsers get ?
Nothing if u ask me.....but atleast d people get familiar wid d brands.. !

If we think about it....it aint really bad.....all u need to do is sign up once...nd after dat....
its for ur service provider to deliver d messages ...nd for you to delete dem at once....
NOT A BAD DEAL !

The only shortcoming with d whole thing is...
It hasnt got enough Sponsors...
Nd....U get D SMS only if d advertisers feel u r eligible to get it...!!

So....my advice would be....
Sign up if u searchin for a way to earn money without makin much of an effort..
coz...signing up is al u need to do...


Now for those who rnt interested in dis...
Bye Bye, glad u read this..!

Nd for d interested one's
Here r my referral links

For mGinger.com
http://www.mginger.com/index.jsp?inviteId=700303

For aDMAD.mobi
http://www.admad.mobi/22758-Rajat+Jaswal.admad

Sign up using these links...id b honoured.....plus......
this post wont go waste...lolz...

Thanks....!
R Jay

Chelsea FC

CAUTION

The content posted here is not at all graphical but still, its disturbing for the MAN U fans.
but even if you guys wish to read this,then i advise you to place your cursor on the 'CLOSE' button coz this post might just make you change your loyalties .

Chelsea FC, Stamford Bridge, London
- The club that has been inspirational in taking the level of english football to the highest level.
- The club which inspite of all d money it has , has managed to keep english players in the side.
- The club, whose name sends shivers down d spines of the rival fans...ok....i know iv exxagerated dat..
But ......inspite of d success they have had in England and Europe... people ...particularly supporters of d rival teams ...dont give us d respect dat we deserve...
I mean.......consider dis year....we won two trophies.....but inspite of dat.....d question on the journalists mind was "y only two...y not four ?".....i mean.....has dat got any thing to do with our 'big spenders' status ???


Before i comment on dat topic any further ...id like to discuss Jose Mourinho's contribution to the club.......
Initially...i had immense trust in him......nd confidence dat he would take us to d higest level in europe( seeing his success at porto).....but as his first two years progressed by.....i began to believe dat he wasnt d right man for d job...coz...d way we played...was surely not great to watch !!
The one touch futbol wasnt workin for us....neither was dere any fluency in our play....
all d money dat Roman Abromavich had injected into d squad seemed to b wasted.....!
Even then...we were winning titles..but unfortunately.......we failed to win peoples hearts across d world....

And now....it seems things r finally going in the right direction. 
Jose said this in an interview...dis time around...we wudn't b d one making all d
transactions...so....we no longer r d "big spenders"
this time around....d focus would b on young talents to show their worth...
THIS TIME....Chelsea will show its true class...!!


This...for me...is going to b the beginning of another new era at Stamford Bridge, when finally, our style of football is gonna be entertaining as well as effective....

Cheerz to Chelsea...!!

This is R Jay...
Signed Off....