Vince McMahon: Dead Or Alive ???

Just when i was running out of ideas for my blog....My li'l cusin (not li'l actually...he is in 10th grade now)........ah.....so where was i ???....yeah...so my not so li'l cousin came to me and said "Bhaiya !! Aapko pata hai ? Vince Mcmahon ka car accident ho gaya hai and he died in it.....!!"

Oh wait....i guess half of you dont know who Mr. Vince Mcmahon is..!!! Well...il let u know..!

Vince McMahon is the producer of a movie called WWE which comes up with a new sequel every single week..!! The star cast of this movie includes highly trained and well groomed actors who play the role of wrestlers in the movie...!! And yeah....i pity on these actors...coz..inspite of performing so naturally, inspite of enduring the severe injuries and fractures....dude's rnt even nominated for d Oscars..!!!(No wonder y they say 'Never try this at home..!!)

Newaz...continuing with the topic...
The moment i heard the whole thing from my cousin....i was stunned for a while...but the very second moment....i realized..... its the world of WWE that we are talking about..!!!
Instantly, I logged on to net and searched google to find out what the whole matter was...!!

What i found out was what i was expecting to find out...!!
THEY HAD FAKED THE WHOLE THING...!!!!

You wonder why? Dont you ?

well...before i let you know why they do it...let me write down some more of their FAKE ACTS

- Khali...the guy from India......check out the below pic.....its simply impossible to knock down that guy...i mean.....see the sizes...he can suffocate the lil guy by just placing his hand on his face...

But in the show.....u can see people half his size knock him out.....!!!

- The dudes who behave like 'Jaani -Dusshman' in the show.......sit side by side in outside seminars....lolling and rofling together in sync......(now thats Radical)

- Old guys like Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair man handling(literally) wrestlers far stronger then them.....

- M not sure about this fact but i guess even the whole crowd is fake....they are paid to sit their and watch the well rehearsed drama...!!

So.....why do they do all this?
Coz...WWE is a worldwide phenomenon and children all across the world follow it. Its a platform where they see their favorite stars battle out to gain supremancy in their domain. they 
admire their physiques and looks.....nd wish to be like them one day...!!
But....they r kids....u cant help it...!!

I wonder at times how someone can feel successful by running a show which fakes almost everthing jsut to win the hearts of innocent lil kids..!!!


The reaction on my counsins face when i showed him the real story was
somehow pleasing....so were his words after dat. 
He said "Accha...!!!! Matlab nakli hota hai ye sab..!"


Felt really glad to have enlightened one soul....